Tuesday, June 23, 2009
VIDEO MASH-UP: Edward Cullen Meets Buffy Summers
OMFG! HAHAHAHAHA! YESSSSSSSS!!! The smackdown of the century! F-I-N-A-L-L-Y! I've always said Edward Cullen = creepy stalkerish! This video just confirms it! :-) :-D
Monday, June 22, 2009
*Le Sigh* Some Guys Really Have No Clue...
Mood: Amused
Music: Sublime - Santeria ♫
OK, so I got an interesting message today on MySpace and, for obvious reasons, it really made me laugh. Behold!
1.) For Christ's sake, if you're gonna write me with the intention of trying to get into my pants at the very least use SPELLCHECK! Misspelled words do not impress me. I don't care how many times you call me sexy, stop being too lazy to open a friggin' dictionary! Psst! There's a reason some words get underlined in red on your screen, esé. Figure it out.
2.) Don't even get me started on grammar and punctuation. Homefry couldn't even be bothered to capitalize one word in his entire e-mail let alone use a period, comma, question mark or exclamation point.
3.) I am 32! Ebonics DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!! Backwards hats, gold chains, Tommy Hilfiger shirts, and baggy jeans ready to fall off a flat ass DO NOT IMPRESS ME!! The thought of hanging out in your room all day (in a house you're most likely renting with 5-7 of your cousins) because you don't have a car or any money to take me out on a date DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!! Get back to me when you actually have something more to offer. (HINT: Your dick doesn't count!)
4.) Why would I even consider dating a guy who feels the need to immediately trash talk his ex-GF to a complete stranger? That just screams NO CLASS!! Not to mention, why would you tell a girl you're trying to impress that the last girl you were with suddenly started acting like a "bitch" to you "for no reason at all"? Sorry, buddy, but there was definitely a reason. I can see it from here.
5.) I am always flattered when someone finds me attractive enough to e-mail me in hopes of getting to know me better... (Or, in homeslice's case, "to get to no you better more." *Snickers*) I think it's very sweet. That said, this guy is not trying to get to know me AT ALL. He hasn't asked me ONE QUESTION yet. All he's done is talk smack about his ex, clued me in on how wonderful he is, and told me repeatedly how sexy he thinks I am. *Eyeroll*
BTW, the guy that wrote me? His profile is decorated with marijuana and his subject header is "Smoke Weed Everyday!" Haha
Whoa! Stand back, ladies! We've got a keeper! LOL ;)
xoxo
Miss Mia
Music: Sublime - Santeria ♫
OK, so I got an interesting message today on MySpace and, for obvious reasons, it really made me laugh. Behold!
Date: Jun 22, 2009 10:25 AMHmm... Where do I begin with this one? I get these types of messages all the time on-line and they never fail to amuse me...
Subject: hi
so how are you today and im a very nice man that you will ever meet in your whole entire life and im a very honest man that you will ever meet and im single right now because i was in this 3/1 realationship with my ex girlfriend and for some reason she just became a real bitch towards me for no reason at all and now i been single for a yr and half now and im trying to get to no you better more and so we can get to no each other better more and i really think that you are a very goreous female and i wanna get to no you but you gotta let me no wats up allright sexy and have a good day and take care and be safe ok sexy holla at me
1.) For Christ's sake, if you're gonna write me with the intention of trying to get into my pants at the very least use SPELLCHECK! Misspelled words do not impress me. I don't care how many times you call me sexy, stop being too lazy to open a friggin' dictionary! Psst! There's a reason some words get underlined in red on your screen, esé. Figure it out.
2.) Don't even get me started on grammar and punctuation. Homefry couldn't even be bothered to capitalize one word in his entire e-mail let alone use a period, comma, question mark or exclamation point.
3.) I am 32! Ebonics DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!! Backwards hats, gold chains, Tommy Hilfiger shirts, and baggy jeans ready to fall off a flat ass DO NOT IMPRESS ME!! The thought of hanging out in your room all day (in a house you're most likely renting with 5-7 of your cousins) because you don't have a car or any money to take me out on a date DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!! Get back to me when you actually have something more to offer. (HINT: Your dick doesn't count!)
4.) Why would I even consider dating a guy who feels the need to immediately trash talk his ex-GF to a complete stranger? That just screams NO CLASS!! Not to mention, why would you tell a girl you're trying to impress that the last girl you were with suddenly started acting like a "bitch" to you "for no reason at all"? Sorry, buddy, but there was definitely a reason. I can see it from here.
5.) I am always flattered when someone finds me attractive enough to e-mail me in hopes of getting to know me better... (Or, in homeslice's case, "to get to no you better more." *Snickers*) I think it's very sweet. That said, this guy is not trying to get to know me AT ALL. He hasn't asked me ONE QUESTION yet. All he's done is talk smack about his ex, clued me in on how wonderful he is, and told me repeatedly how sexy he thinks I am. *Eyeroll*
BTW, the guy that wrote me? His profile is decorated with marijuana and his subject header is "Smoke Weed Everyday!" Haha
Whoa! Stand back, ladies! We've got a keeper! LOL ;)
xoxo
Miss Mia
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