Kamikaze Kitty: Enter the Circus

Mood: Dr. Evil Devious
Music: "Enter the Circus" by Christina Aguilera

Ladies and gentlemen,
Boys and girls,
Step right up, step right up
Come closer, you won't believe your eyes
Behind this curtain,
Witness something you've never seen before,
Heard before, dreamt before
The most amazing show on earth

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

It's the most amazing show on earth!

La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la

Do you want to be widely entertained?
People to know your name?
Do you crave fame?
Well they say "things aren't always what they seem to be"
Even your greatest fantasies
You won't believe your eyes
Won't even recognize
The wonderment that lies
Behind the shimmer and the lights

Is it true what they say?
Is it all just fun and games?
Or is there more behind the makeup,
And the faces full of paint?

I ask you, do you want to come and play?
Hahahaha
Get the world to come and play
Hahahaha

So sit back, relax, fasten your seat belts
It's going to be a bumpy ride to the other side...

*Le sigh* I tried to warn you... [::shakeshead::] I said this wasn't a good idea, didn't I? That me writing a blog was like putting a slingshot in Dennis the Menace's hand and aiming it at Mr. Wilson while the poor old coot bent over his prize rose bush. I'm sorry but this level of kickassery was never meant be harnessed in blog format alone. Mischief and mayhem are bound to ensue! The universe as we know it could very well implode! Then what, huh? THEN WHAT?!

But noooOOOOOO!! Y'all just wouldn't listen, would you? You had to egg me on, shove that slingshot in my hand, and aim me toward a harmless old man's butt! *AHEM*

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES NOW! Do you see yet the evil you've unleashed?? [::blinkblink::] Meh. Oh well! Screw Mr. Wilson! He shouldn't have been innocently bending over in his front yard anyway! Humph!

So here I am and here it is--THE BLOG--in all its widget loving glory!

[::Puts on dark sunglasses and watches blog radiate a glow of PURE AWESOMNESS::] Oooh, shiny.... My preciousssss...